Sharing a Birthday with Michael's Death

Its not necessarily a bad thing. We laughed; we mourned; we lip synced to 'Remember the Time'. Still, it was a damn good soiree. We love you Michael!!

The spread. Pink peonies, chocolate cake, tuna tartare, tea sandwiches, pico de gallo (sp?) with scallops and assorted goodies, love. LOL <3

Classic asian lucky cat pose.

Birthday Girl and Boy. We won't age anymore now because Michael's death has stopped time.


Self-timed Group photo. Self explanatory really. You can see how awesome we are. This is the future of fashion + a Hollywood starlet in the making.

Home girls, cousins, call us what you will. We're O.G and we will cut you.

Special thanks to my BFF Veronica for making pretty sandos and helping plan the party, Shaun Samson for being my birthmate, and all the other BFFs who celebrated with us and made the night as f'ing amazing as it was.

P.S. I'll admit, my outfit could have been a hell of a lot better but I didn't have time to shop. So sue me.

Breakfast at Chanel

How amazing would it be if you were a pro-tennis player sponsored by Chanel?!!

Chanel PHONE.

Oh you are so hot. I'd love to carry you around and smack people with you. P.S. Yes that ugly writing on the bottom corner is mortifying, at least its a real bag. LOL.

Ahhh....backpacks...so much more comfortable than shoulder bags. Sometimes kind of stupid looking when you run, but it'd be ok with this baby. Its like Stephanie in Full House used to say when she touched Uncle Jesse, "ZZZZZZZ Ouch!! The man is hot!!" That's what I'd say if I touched this bad boy.

I'm watching Breakfast at Tiffanys right now. I'd rather have Breakfast at Chanel so I decided to reward myself with a visual smorgasborg of Chanel goodness.

I thought I was over you but I was wrong

I still totally have a crush on you you delightful little darling!! Can I have you for my birthday?

So You Want Your Cake and You Want to Eat It Too

I got to thinking about that phrase "You want your cake and you want to eat it too..." Who made this phrase up? You're an idiot. Why would you make that a bad thing? Why would I want cake if I didn't want to eat it? STUPID.

Chanel Cookies by Ryan Strong

Chanel Cookies by Ryan Strong

Chocolate Powder on Sugar Cookie

120A Christmas Party 2008

Can you Tell I'm avoiding homework?

Illustration from Foundation Year

Thousand Fur in the Woods

Pen and ink, A3

CSM Foundation 2006

Balenciaga and Miami

If there is an equation for how amazing this Balenciaga dress is, it should be where x=magnificent as x approaches infinity. Out of this world!!

Gratuitous Bitch Shots

Practicing our DON'T faces. Don't fuck with us, we will cut you. I love my bitchessss! <3

I will TOTALLY rape you! So DON'T

I know rape is no joke but these BAPE letterman jackets help me understand rapists. It's like seeing this irresistable thing you just have to have!! Normally,when I see a cute guy I'm just like ok whatever....but when they are cute AND they wear BAPE letterman jackets, I can't control myself. I totally want to tell them to meet me at 3 o'clock afterschool to get raped. (This is a reference from the film Welcome to the Dollhouse. WATCH IT.)

First Choice. Black with white sleeves from the Spring 09 line.

When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong

Sometimes, the fakes are funner than the real thing. Does anyone know if Louis Vuitton ever actually produced this fanny pack/bum bag?

Louis Vuitton has gotten killed in recent years by the number of fakes and the crap people who wear it but I think I'm starting to like them again. Maybe its cause we did a project with them at College but it could actually just be that my junior high ghetto self is taking over again. Denim fanny packs?! YES, PLEASE!

Just Believe in Love

Amen Kelis! Hope you find a guy who deserves you.

Who knew WMD's could be so beautiful?

Maybe if Kim Jeong Ill tried to pitch the positives of Weapons of Mass Destructions: the colorful tuffs of fungal shaped clouds that result as the bomb disintegrates millions of lives, the world would not hate him so much. Although Team America's depiction of him as a loveable puppet that looks like my dad already made me hate him a little less.

Christopher Kane's resort '10 collection. What I would give for the biker jacket. Although, the Jeremy Scott Keith Haring biker jacket would be equally fantastic. <3

One of Many Answers to An Old Question

Susie and I love trying to figure out what you'd have to eat in one sitting to die of a heart attack. Here is one of many possible answers.

Specimen A: Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.

This answer is courtesy of a disgustingly fun website called www.thisiswhyyourefat.com. Go check it out and see the horrific concoctions that you should probably try and eat before you die. I think when I'm 85 and ready to go, I'll just take a roadtrip and eat as many disgusting things as I can for fun. LOL.

Mi Vida Loca

Cholas Do Make-Up Right. I would know, mi mehore amiga es Mexicana (My bestfriend is Mexican)!

Weiner's quote about Weiners

Today my sister (code name:Weiner) sent me an e-mail that made me LOL IRL (in real life). It included the quote "I wish I hadn't judged him by his small weiner....I really don't even care about weiners."

GIRLS DO TALK.

Although, a big "weiner" can also translate to you being a big dick, dickhead that is. Some guys just are. Seriously, I don't care about your size; don't tell me about it; don't talk to me about it; don't ask me to measure it.

There are things called divine equations/proportions in this world. I have a theory that the size of the penis can be directly proportional to what a dipshit a guy can be because one dumbass told them it was ok to act like one if he could make it up in size.

Here's to my sister! "I really don't even care about weiners" either!

I love Larita Whittaker

Many many blogs ago, I believe I said something about my sister and her hardcore ass-kicking skills; as it stands, it is no secret that I adore strong women, both literally and figuratively. Afterall, like attracts like! I've been surrounded by them all my life.

Enter Larita Whittaker from the novel/film Easy Virtue. Animal lover, race car/motorcycle driver, whitty, and elegant, most of all a woman who knows what love is. This blog will be nice and short, but I will warn you there's a slight spoiler if you haven't seen this movie.

One of the best quotes I've heard in a while, "Oh John my darling, you don't know what love is. You've no idea what it feels like to love someone so much that you'd do anything for them....even inject them with poison because they were too feeble to do it themselves." In reaction to being told not to leave after being accused of murdering her first husband (who had cancer), by her new husband and his family.

Its hard to convey the power of this quote without watching the film and how the line is delivered but it was amazing. It reconfirms my determination to not want to settle for anyone who doesn't understand what it takes to make a woman feel loved and want to love them back, so much so that they'd do anything for them.

Did I mention she's dressed beautifully? One of the jackets looks like the Stella McCartney S/S 09 collection jackets. Aside from that, the usual 20s-30s stripey blouse, high waisted wide leg pant, riding clothes, gowns, still really pleasant to look at.