Why Vampires > Werewolves and why I win hard.

*Key:
M=Me
K=Keith

M: do you want to watch forbidden vampire love story?

K: NO

K: NOOOOOOOOOO

M: LOL the keywords for it are:

K: fail

K: negative

M: vampire, small-town, high-school, single-parent, forbidden-love, supernatural-powers, tracking [following]

K: do not want

K: divide by zero

M: Its a winner. Look at the keywords. How can you not win with those words?!! Especially tracking [following]

M: you can't divide by zero because then the limit doesn't exist!!

M: zero can't be in the denominator

M: its against nature

K: thats the point

K: i would rather divide by zero and completely fuck reality as we know it than watch that movie

M: WHAT?! How can you say forbidden vampire love is against nature?!!

M: its so romantic I want to kill myself

M: I need to meet more magic folk like myself.

K: lol

M: why can't I almost get hit by a car and get saved by a hot vampire?

K: gnomes?

M: no I want sexy magic people

M: LOL

K: dude

K: all i have to say is

K: in the most popular vampire setting

K: werewolves > vampires big time

M: uhh no

K: lol

M: we all know they are mortal enemies

M: but werewolves do not always > vampires

K: lol

K: in that thing they dooo

M: vampires are way hotter...and so they can prey on people easier

M: hence, they have more energy/power to fight werewolves

K: what? getting food easier doesnt mean youre stronger

M: vs. werewolves who actually have to chase people down....and according to the organic meat theory, stressed out meat (ie. people getting chased by a werewolf vs. a person lured into getting bitten by a vampire)

M: is not as good for you

M: so vampires are getting better nutrients, and less likely to get cancer hence vampires > werewolves

M: I think I win.

M: check mate

K: nope. you dont win at all

M: WHAT?!

K: your logic is crap

M: That is AUTOMATIC WIN