Ok. Here is specimen A: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Its Glorious.
Ok. Here is Specimen B: A forest. Somewhere in Forks Washington.
Its a forest.
BUT!!! Here's the twist!! Somewhere in this forest...this lurks!!
Hottie Vampires/Werewolves!!
or this:
LOL Sienna Miller looking like a trashy Russian prostitute in the middle of a forest...she could be a vampire......
Then what do I choose?!! Hot boys in a forest. Magical school with Chanel wizarding robes. Its a hard decision. Until I remembered this:
You see where the red arrows are pointing?? Edward Cullens...or his secret identity Cedric Diggory.....exists in the world of Hogwarts too!!!
He even dates an asian chick!!! Which means that I don't have to keep wishing to be a hottie white girl....except I would not be caught dead in that dress.
Oriental splendor? Come on.
Anyway, the moral of the story is this. Like I said to my BFF Veronica, you can have your Edward Cullen and your cake and eat it too.
I've found the common factor in both my heavens...looks like me and Edward are meant to be no matter which one I choose!! HAHAHAHA!!!
thats not sienna miller, is it?
ReplyDeletehaha It most definitely is Sienna Miller. I know...that picture doesn't really make any sense. Which is why I put it there.
ReplyDeletehogwarts does not have a jacob.
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