By the Way

Everyone replace the N word with President!!!!

http://www.presidentplease.com/

Too good not to share. Watch the first clip.

Names to the Faces

Veronica and I. Sibling Bunny pair from another lifetime.

The Trio. V.H.S. My BFFFs for life.

Rob + Baby V

R to L: Shaun, Me, Veronica, Anting, Sarah

My friends are too awesome. Some of the other fabulosities (this is not a phrase coined by me. I think everyone should know it belongs to Kimora Lee Simmons and her fabulosity book LOL), are missing from this crop. They'll appear in later blogs I'm sure. Look out for these names. They'll be everywhere in the near future. YAY!!

How to Look More like a Vampire

Even better, this is actually a vampire/werewolf hybrid look!! Native American mixed with a bit of the lost boys. Ann Sophie-Back A/W 09, my favorite looks:




Other outfits I want so far are these two bad boys by Rodarte. Wish list!! One for me and one for Veronica:

I might love him more than I love Chipotle Chicken Burritos

Ok for serious, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my dream guy. I'm not even that sexual, I'm not even sure if I'd give him my V-card but lets just for now say that he's perfect. I'm not going to lie, I don't know him enough YET to say that he's got a fantstic personality. I'm not even very fond of his Madonna acoustic cover....I'm just going to be honest and say Holy Jesus, he is so hot. Thank you God for creating him. Sometimes when I think about him, I instantly drop 5 pounds because I like him so much I can't eat.

I can't wait to run into him on the street and fall in love. LOLLLLL. Like the title says, I love JGL more than I love Chipotle....in fact, I MIGHT even like him more than I like Takoyaki and that is practically impossible!! Everyone knows I travel far and wide for those delicious little balls of goodness but I might travel a mile further for JGL.

Hey Joe, I'm waiting for you.

Love,

I'll tell you my name when I actually run into you. Oh crap, maybe its already somewhere on the blog...but is that really my name? You won't know until you meet me. HEHEHE.

Oh crap...but here's the dilemma...do I love him more than I love Edward Cullens?

Weinerschnitzel ruins friendships

EvilPopTart5166: hey i have something i need to tell u
EvilPopTart5166:
retrobetty57: that was sooo sweet of you
EvilPopTart5166: i know
EvilPopTart5166: but just so u know
EvilPopTart5166: i would choose chili cheese friez over u any day
retrobetty57: you're a fool.
EvilPopTart5166: am i?
EvilPopTart5166: i'm deeper than you
retrobetty57: you are not.
EvilPopTart5166: :O
retrobetty57: You only care about hotdogs and chilli cheese fries
retrobetty57: you are a shallow SOB
retrobetty57: guess wut?
retrobetty57: THERE IS NO SUCH THING HERE.
EvilPopTart5166: dont u ever fuckin talk to me like that again
EvilPopTart5166: I KNOW
EvilPopTart5166: thats why i ate it today
EvilPopTart5166: hahahahaah
EvilPopTart5166: is there one in germany?
retrobetty57: NO FUCK YOU
EvilPopTart5166: HHAHAHAHHAHAHA
EvilPopTart5166: dude c'mon
EvilPopTart5166: is there one in germany?
EvilPopTart5166: dare i travel far and wide for chili cheese?
retrobetty57: TOO BAD ITS NOT HERE FOR YOU
EvilPopTart5166: LOL
retrobetty57: A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT ANY OF THE ABOVE
EvilPopTart5166: ALL CAPZ NIGRA
retrobetty57: ALL YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO EAT ARE SANDWICHES
retrobetty57: SHITTY SANDWICHES WITH WEIRD YOGURT SAUCE AND SEEDS
EvilPopTart5166: HAHHAHAHAHAHA
EvilPopTart5166: SEEDS?!???!
EvilPopTart5166: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EvilPopTart5166: anything but fucking SEEDS
EvilPopTart5166: lollll
retrobetty57: yes. SEEDS!! and they are pointless
EvilPopTart5166: man fuck a seed
retrobetty57: absolutely pointless. THey don't even serve any pro-biotic purpose. THey are just there!!!
retrobetty57: Hanging out for the fuck of it to piss you off because they can.
EvilPopTart5166: dude ur getting hella angry
EvilPopTart5166: i'm sorry u feel this way about seeds
EvilPopTart5166: LOLL
EvilPopTart5166: hey heidi
EvilPopTart5166: i'm gonna spoonfeed u some seeds
retrobetty57: EW You are so nasty
EvilPopTart5166: what!?
EvilPopTart5166: EAT DEM SEEDS
retrobetty57: I ain't no berd
EvilPopTart5166: lolllll