M: do you want to watch forbidden vampire love story?
M: LOL the keywords for it are:
M: vampire, small-town, high-school, single-parent, forbidden-love, supernatural-powers, tracking [following]
K: do not want
K: divide by zero
M: Its a winner. Look at the keywords. How can you not win with those words?!! Especially tracking [following]
M: you can't divide by zero because then the limit doesn't exist!!
M: zero can't be in the denominator
M: its against nature
K: thats the point
K: i would rather divide by zero and completely fuck reality as we know it than watch that movie
M: WHAT?! How can you say forbidden vampire love is against nature?!!
M: its so romantic I want to kill myself
M: I need to meet more magic folk like myself.
M: why can't I almost get hit by a car and get saved by a hot vampire?
M: no I want sexy magic people
K: all i have to say is
K: in the most popular vampire setting
K: werewolves > vampires big time
M: uhh no
M: we all know they are mortal enemies
M: but werewolves do not always > vampires
K: in that thing they dooo
M: vampires are way hotter...and so they can prey on people easier
M: hence, they have more energy/power to fight werewolves
K: what? getting food easier doesnt mean youre stronger
M: vs. werewolves who actually have to chase people down....and according to the organic meat theory, stressed out meat (ie. people getting chased by a werewolf vs. a person lured into getting bitten by a vampire)
M: is not as good for you
M: so vampires are getting better nutrients, and less likely to get cancer hence vampires > werewolves
M: I think I win.
M: check mate
K: nope. you dont win at all
K: your logic is crap
M: That is AUTOMATIC WIN