Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hate Your Boyfriend's Personality?

It's probably because his star sign sucks. Why don't we make them give birth to themselves again at the right time so they can be more compatible with your sign. For example, I'm a Cancer, I'd like my next boyfriend to be a Scorpio. I'd ask that if the next guy isn't a Scorpio, to be reborn around Oct 22-Nov. 22.

Here's what you need to do:

1. Gather a large party as witness to his rebirth ( a little like a Baptism)

2. Get a large sweatshirt.

3. Make them squeeze their whole body out of the neckhole while everyone cheers him on.

Voila! Born again!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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