Specimen A: Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.
This answer is courtesy of a disgustingly fun website called www.thisiswhyyourefat.com. Go check it out and see the horrific concoctions that you should probably try and eat before you die. I think when I'm 85 and ready to go, I'll just take a roadtrip and eat as many disgusting things as I can for fun. LOL.